How DO you make an ass-less top?

April 27, 2009

I understand an ass-less chap (or have at least heard of one), but:

asstopAll is well, and boring, thus far…

asslesstopFACK YOU NO

I feel like two contradictory concepts are trying to happen here. One– there’s a long underwear butt-flap thing going on, except that there is no flap, just a hole (I’m guessing this is for maximum efficiency). Two– there also appears to be some kind of diaper/reverse-feedbag/poop-catcher element as well.

I had originally typed out a lengthy explanation about why this makes no sense, but then I reminded myself that some people are more squeamish about bathroom-matters than I am (Hi, Andy!). So I’ll leave it at this: It’s a shirt. That which is bottomless needn’t be ass-less too.

Get yours here.

3 Responses to “How DO you make an ass-less top?”

  1. Hebden said

    I’m glad someone else questions the design on this one…it caught my eye the other day and I couldn’t figure what mood you’d have to be in to wake up and say “yep, today my look is going to involve a shirt with a built-in butt scarf”…

  2. theableminnow said

    Hahaha. I think the label name “Evil Genius” might be telling, although I think “evil” is the operative word there.

    By the way, thank you for commenting! I’m completely smitten with your blog.

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